Sharon Osborne wondering if she can still squeeze one more performance out of Ozzy

Sharon Osborne is wondering if her husband might have another performance in him despite being dead, it has emerged.

Ozzy Osborne, who died earlier today, is being tipped to go back on the road for a ‘Live after death’ tour so long as Sharon can prop him up for long enough.

”We can stick a broomstick up the back of ‘is coat and jiggle ‘im abaht while we play ‘is ‘its”, she told band management staff shortly after the rock legend keeled over.

”’E’d love that. It’s rock an’ roll,” she added.

“And if any bits drop off ‘im we can sell ‘em on the merch stand.”

Plans for the tour include ignoring that fact Osborne is physically unable to perform, because that worked the last three times.

Tickets for the tour are expected to go on sale before he is even cold, with all proceeds going to buy Sharon another new forehead and nose.

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