Confused Joe Biden spotted voting for Donald Trump
2 years ago
A confused Joe Biden has been spotted casting his vote in the US Presidential elections today, for his former opponent, Donald Trump.
With voting underway across America in the closest election for years, Joe Biden was seen out and about earlier to cast his vote, and urged millions of Americans to follow suit and ‘Make America Great again’.
Speaking earlier in Washington he declared, “I’ve cast my vote. We need to Make America Great Again.”
“And the only way we can do that is to vote for Donald Trump. He’s the man, and he’s got to be our next President. Or Sheriff. Or whatever it is he’s running for.
“I know she can do it, and Kamala Harris has got what it takes to be a great leader of our country.
“So we need to go out and vote for Kamala Trump to win. I think.
“Or will that mean Kamala doesn’t become President. I’m not sure now. I don’t get it.
“Kamala is the person for the job, that’s all I am saying, so vote now! You have to vote for Trump before it’s too late.”
Asked which name he put his mark against inside the actual voting booth, he declared, “I’m not sure, to be honest. One of those nice Kennedy boys, I think.”
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