Donald Trump the big winner in Presidential debate after securing the lucrative ‘undecided racist’ vote

Donald Trump has emerged as the big winner from last night’s presidential debate, after securing the highly sought-after ‘undecided white supremacist’ vote in a fiery encounter with Kamala Harris.

Former President Trump, who is seeking to return to the White House in the November election, last night went some way to doing just that after he left no stone unturned in his attempts to reassure racist and bigoted Americans that he ‘has their back’.

Part-time KKK member Chuck Williams told us, “I wasn’t sure if Trump was really the guy for us, given he says a lot that could sound like support, but only when he thinks no one is paying attention.

“So I was absolutely delighted to hear him telling the country about immigrants eating cats and dogs, even when the biased media insists there is no credible evidence of it happening.

“This presidential debate could have been lost in arguments about the economy, geopolitical issues, and global diplomacy – so I was delighted he focussed so much on brown people eating American pets.

“It would have been really easy for him to ignore stories like that, but instead he chose that huge platform to pander to people like me, which tells me he is eager for the race war we all covet.

“Sure, he didn’t mention us by name, but I know what he was saying –  and yes – Mr President, I stand ready and waiting for your command to take back our country from the filth that has infiltrated every American street.

“So consider me 100% on the Trump train!”

Meanwhile, experts have agreed that after securing the lucrative undecided white supremacist vote, Trump could now be unstoppable in his efforts to secure a return to power.

As one explained, “If there’s one thing America was unsure of, it’s just how much Trump really believes the racist nonsense with which he surrounds himself – well, that’s no longer in question.”

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