Anything other than shouting angrily about immigrants now considered ‘dangerously woke’

With the exception of shouting angrily about immigration, literally everything a person can do or say should be considered ‘dangerously woke’ and is therefore not to be encouraged or trusted.

Leading alt-right gobshite scientists recently conducted extensive research into wokery, and after twenty minutes they concluded conclusively that everyone should simply stick to shouting angrily about immigrants.

“It’s a perilous situation for Great Britain right now,” said Simon Williams, a professor at the University of Life.

“There are people saving other people from drowning, being good at sport, preserving sites of historic interest, and all sorts of other dangerously woke activities.

“This level of wokeism is unprecedented and, if we’re not careful, Great Britain could become full of people being nice and kind to each other.”

Professor Williams has concluded that there is only one thing we can do to avoid such a disastrous and anti-British outcome.

“Shout angrily about immigrants,” he said.

“It’s the silent majority’s only hope. Just open the window and shout about how there should be no more immigrants, or that we’re not deporting enough immigrants. If you see a person who looks like an immigrant, go and shout at them until they admit they are an immigrant.

“It doesn’t matter if you’re being coherent or not, shouting about immigrants doesn’t need to be coherent, it just needs to be quite loud. So, for Britain’s sake, shout about immigrants. Loudly.”

It is expected that, following the research, GB News, Nigel Farage, Laurence Fox, and little Darren Grimes will step up their efforts to shout angrily about immigrants as part of their ongoing battle to keep Britain unpleasant.

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