Tesla’s new flying car officially named ‘Shitty Shitty Bang Bang’

Tesla’s new flying car will be universally known as ‘Shitty Shitty Bang Bang’, CEO Elon Musk has confirmed.

Unveiling the new Tesla at a SpaceX facility in Texas, Musk demonstrated the vehicle’s capabilities as it flipped off a ramp and landed safely using air jets, before announcing the car’s unique name to the world.

“Tesla Roadster is a bit boring, so we’re going in a different direction,” said Elon Musk.

“Introducing…Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, the new addition to the Tesla family. Man, am I excited about this one. The amount of pricks that are going to be flying around and killing people in one of these bad boys is going to be exponential. If you thought the people who drove Cybertrucks were bad, wait until you see these guys crash into the side of a hospital.

“A lot of people are asking me how the car is able to fly so well. Well, the answer is we were able to strip a lot of the weight out. Obviously, the people driving these things won’t have any friends, so they only need one seat. Well, I suppose they might have friends. I’m just speaking from personal experience, that’s all.

“And not to worry, I promise the Shitty Shitty Bang Bang won’t explode like my SpaceX rockets. But just in case, maybe take out some life insurance. It’s better to be safe than sorry.”