“But when is International Iguana’s Day?” asks unbearably tedious iguana

It’s International Women’s Day on Sunday. Many people will enjoy the annual celebration, but there are some who feel that dedicating a single day dedicated to women is some sort of affront, including an unbearably tedious iguana, who has taken to social media to protest.

“Well, fine, if there’s an International Women’s Day, then there should be an International Iguana’s Day too. When is that? When is International Iguana’s Day?” wrote the staggeringly boring iguana in a post on X.

“I mean, fine. Women want equality, then fine. I don’t mind that. That’s fine. But it has to be equality for everyone, not just women. It has to be equality for iguanas, too. So, if women get an International Women’s Day then there should be an International Iguana’s day too.

“They won’t do that though, these leftists. They won’t have an international day for iguanas. They won’t do that because it doesn’t fit in with their woke agenda. They don’t actually want equal rights. They just want more rights for women and nothing for iguanas.”

The crushingly dull iguana then ended his post with what he clearly thought was a zinger of a last line.

“If they want to be feminists, fine. But I’m an iguanaist!”

International Iguana’s Day, known as Iguana Awareness Day, is celebrated each year on 8th September.

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