Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin to star in Season 2 of ‘Heated Rivalry’

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have been cast as the new stars of hit romance series ‘Heated Rivalry’, the show’s producers have confirmed.

The acclaimed series follows two professional ice hockey players from rival teams who develop a sexual relationship, with producers hoping the new pair can conjure up something just as steamy.

“We’re thrilled to have Donald and Vladimir on board for Season 2,” said executive producer Simon Williams.

“The show has a pretty simple formula: two men from rival sides enter into a passionate, no-holds-barred sexual relationship. I mean, come on! We couldn’t have picked two people more perfect for the roles.

“As far as the media coverage and public perception is concerned, these two are fierce rivals who hate each other’s guts. But behind closed doors, the sexual tension is palpable, and they can’t wait to tear those clothes off and roll around on that Resolute Desk. They’re literally the ideal couple for the show. They’ll barely even need to act.

“Honestly, we couldn’t be more excited for Season 2. If you thought the chemistry between Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie was electric, then you’re really going to love Donny and Vladdy’s performances. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

“Call me crazy, but there’s just something about two dictators going at it that really gets my motor running.”