Paedo community keen to avoid being tarnished by association with Elon Musk

The notoriously publicity-shy paedophile community has come together to ensure the public knows they are in no way associated with Elon Musk’s far-right-friendly platform, X.

With accusations continuing that Musk has been building a platform that will help paedos and nonces around the world more easily create the images they so desperately crave, those who might benefit most have told us, “Eurgh, no thanks.”

Paedo Derek Matthews, who asked to remain nameless, told us, “We’ve been using the Internet to share indecent images of children long before Elon came on the scene.

“And generally speaking, we let anyone in, but we absolutely draw the line at far-right drug-addled Nazis, even if they’re absurdly rich.

“We don’t care how attractive he makes his platform to people like me, I won’t go near it.

“A blue tick these days is just a public statement that you’re happy to see women and kids declothed using Elon’s nonce-friendly AI. We much prefer to avoid such public declarations of our noncery.

“Why anyone would pay money to demonstrate their support for such a platform is completely beyond me.”

Meanwhile, the incel community has also spoken out against accusations of being closely aligned to Elon Musk.

Simon Williams told us, “Sure, I’ve never known the love of a good woman, and I blame all women for that failure, but I also have standards, which means I will absolutely not have people thinking I like Elon Musk, especially women.

“I don’t want to stay a virgin forever.”