‘It just needs to be out of the house by New Year’ insists man eating Chocolate Orange for breakfast

A man eating a chocolate orange for breakfast has insisted today that he just needs to get everything out of the house by New Year. 

Simon Williams, who also had cheese and biscuits as a breakfast chaser, revealed his plan earlier whilst picking up 15 Ferrero Rocher wrappers and throwing them in the bin.

Speaking earlier he told us, “I just need it all gone that’s all, you know before I start being good.

“That’s why I finished my breakfast with four different cheeses on a selection of luxury crackers, and half a bottle of wine.  

“I will also be having some Pringles for lunch, along with another chocolate orange, and half a box of After Eights. 

“Otherwise I’ll eat it all in January, when I’m really trying to be good. And it will make me put on weight.

“But if I get rid of them now, while it’s still December, I can start afresh in January, and it will mean that I don’t get as fat. Somehow.”

Asked what he is having for this evening’s dinner, he told us, “Quality Street.”

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