Saying racist things doesn’t make you racist, insist racists

Racists have claimed that simply making unashamedly racist statements and singing racist songs is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses them of being racist is a racist.

After further witnesses came forward to detail the types of racist insults used by Nigel Farage during his teenage years at school, debate now rages on whether he should be called a racist simply for saying racist things.

“You can’t call Nigel Farage a racist just for saying a few racist things and singing a few racist songs when he was younger,” explained definitely-not-racist Derek Williams.

“I suppose if I’ve said the same sort of things Nigel said, that would make me a racist would it?”

When it was pointed out that yes, that would make him racist, Williams went on, “The word ‘racist’ has lost all meaning now. Lefties now shout ‘racist’ just to try to stifle the debate about which black people should be subject to mass deportations first.

“And describing migrants as cockroaches, vermin or rapists, is no more racist than setting fire to the bins outside a mosque.

“And everyone knows that mosques aren’t a race, they’re a building, so it can’t be racist.”

Mr Williams went on to highlight the numerous attacks he has suffered at the hands of people who don’t share his views.

“I suffer constant attacks because I’m not afraid to say what I think,” he said.

“The other day I went on the Guardian website to point out that decent dinosaurs weren’t wiped out by an asteroid but by a soft-touch establishment that led to an intolerable strain being placed on their infrastructure by violent migrants arriving in small boats.

“My post was deleted by a moderator because it didn’t abide by their community standards.

“I just don’t feel safe anymore.”

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