Toy Story 5 to see Woody and pals go up against mommy’s most evil toy; Vibrato

The cast of Toy Story 5 will face their most dastardly foe yet.

Following from the likes of Emperor Zurg, Stinky Pete and Lots-O-Huggin’ Bear, the newest antagonist has been revealed as the silent but violent monster from mommy’s private drawer; Vibrato.

“It opens with a young girl hearing strange noises from her mother’s bedroom, strange moaning noises, as if her mother is in great pain” confirmed Pixar boss, Simon Williams.

“When she goes to investigate, taking Buzz and Woody with her for courage, she finds her mother asleep, with the evil Vibrato still buzzing away on the bed, his low resonance buzzing bringing to mind an angry wasp.

“Buzz and Woody conclude that Vibrato must have knocked the mother unconscious and they vow revenge against the angry sounding, phallic monstrosity, alongside Bo Peep, Mr. Potatohead and that weird dog with the spring in the middle.”

A spokesperson for Tom Hanks said, “Tom was excited to reprise the role of Woody the Cowboy, but we’d be lying if we didn’t point out he had some very serious reservations about the script.”