C**ts face increased parking fees in Cardiff

Cardiff is introducing a higher parking tariff for cu**ts in a pilot scheme that may be rolled out across the country.

“If cunts want to park their great big cunty cars in Cardiff then they can,” explained councillor Simon Williams.

“But we don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask them to pay a small surcharge for being such cunts. This is a surcharge that can be easily avoided by not being a cunt and buying a car that isn’t aggressively cunty.”

Cardiff is the first city to penalise cunts for having big cunty cars, and officials hope that the new parking rates will make its roads less cunty.

The proliferation of cunts on the road driving cunty cars in the last twenty years has seen all cars become 20% more cunty, even those cars like Corsas and Clios that have never previously been particular cunty in the past.

Barry Cunt is a cunt who drives a great big cunty car like some sort of cunt.

“Yeah, I’m a bit disappointed by this. I don’t really know why I should be punished just because I’m a cunt who drives a big cunty car. It just seems a bit petty, really.”

Councillor Williams agreed.

“Petty? Yes, definitely, but they’re cunts. So, you know, whatever.”

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