Do James Corden next, Heathrow Police told
by Davywavy 1 year ago 
If you’re going to bang up annoying comedians when they enter the country, then James Corden is always flying in and out, Heathrow Police have been told this morning.
Police, who surrounded Graham Linehan with guns when he landed in the UK, are advised that there are plenty of candidates for that sort of thing if they’re going to make a habit of it.
“Yes, Graham is forever making a public tit of himself, but James Corden did Cats for God’s sake”, said Simon Williams of free speech group Saying Highly Inflamatory Things on Electronic systems (SHITE).
“That alone justifies a couple of dozen coppers with Tommy Guns, and maybe a rocket launcher or two just in case he decides to try and sing.
“And once they’ve got him, I can’t help but suggest Stewart Lee, Nish Kumar and Frankie Boyle are bound to take a holiday at some point?
“3-6 Months inside would give them plenty of time to work on their material, which is something they clearly need plenty of time for.”
A police spokesman said they were grateful for the suggestion, but they can’t tell which comedians are funny or not, as they’ve clearly got no sense of humour whatsoever.
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