Israel reinforces its reputation as “the good guys in all this” by striking yet another hospital full of sick and vulnerable people

Israel is working hard to ensure the international community remembers that they are the good guys, by killing at least 20 people, including five journalists, at the Nasser hospital in Khan Yunis in southern Gaza.

A missile sent by Israeli forces struck the hospital, with early reports indicating a second strike occurred as rescue workers arrived to give aid to the victims of the first bombing.

Israeli officials have admitted the bombing was a mistake, with a spokesperson explaining, “Look, when you bomb as many hospitals as we do, then every now and again you’re going to get one you didn’t mean to.

“They all look the same, so really, when you think about it, it’s sort of their fault for not making their hospitals more unique.”

“Whichever way you look at it, history will still definitely record us as the good guys in all this, because it’s always the victors who get to the write the history, and when we’ve levelled this entire region and killed every man, woman and child who stays behind, we will simply write that we were the good guys. End of story.

“Well, their story.”

Meanwhile, Simon Williams has been watching the events unfold from afar, before telling us, “I guess I just kind of hoped that Israel might have a slightly less evil attitude towards the lives of innocent people than Hamas does.

“It’s such a shame that I was wrong.”

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