Exhausted Spanish passport control enters fourth consecutive day of checking all of Tommy Robinson’s names
by Nathan Cowley 1 year ago 
Spanish passport officers are currently falling asleep at their desks after spending the last four days checking Tommy Robinson’s plethora of names.
The English Defence League co-founder left for Tenerife on Tuesday following an incident at St Pancras Station and has been stuck in the airport ever since.
“There’s like 100 pages of names here,” bemoaned passport officer Simón Guillermo, sipping his twelfth cup of coffee.
“Tommy Robinson, Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris. The list goes on and on. We’ll be lucky to get out of here by September at this rate. I’m worried my kids will start forgetting what I look like.
“He must’ve been a fucking nightmare at Christmas. Santa Claus probably got carpal tunnel writing all those names on the naughty list every year. I bet BIC made an absolute fortune in December.
“I mean, just pick a name and stick with it for Christ’s sake. Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is perfectly fine. Sure, he might sound like a little posh boy who gets left with the nanny while his parents go to the theatre, but that’s okay.
“All I know is the passport queue is so long it’s started seeping out onto the runway. Let’s just hope next time he flees to Italy instead.”
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