Mad bastard does mad shit
by Neil Tollfree 1 year ago 
A mad bastard has done a load of mad shit, it was revealed earlier.
The mad bastard apparently woke up, had breakfast and did a load of mad shit that made everyone go ‘wow, this mad bastard is really doing some mad shit.’
It is similar to yesterday when the same mad bastard did a load of mad shit.
It seems likely that it is similar to the day before, but it is quite difficult to remember if the mad bastard did a load of mad shit the day before yesterday, because the mad bastard did so much mad shit yesterday, any previous mad shit seems to fade into the background a little. The laws of probability would seem to suggest, though, that the mad bastard did do a load of mad shit the day before yesterday and probably the day before that as well.
Supporters of the mad bastard say the mad shit might be mad but it’s actually really good, for reasons they can’t really explain. However, opponents of the mad bastard are adamant that the mad shit is just mad but aren’t really sure how to stop the mad bastard doing the mad shit because the mad bastard is mad.
Experts believe the mad bastard will do a load of mad shit again tomorrow.
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