Noel Gallagher to refer to Liam’s grandchild as ‘Rkid’s kid’s kid’

Noel Gallagher has congratulated his brother Liam after it was announced rkid’s kid was going to have a kid.

Oasis singer and soon-to-be-grandad Liam Gallagher is ecstatic today after learning that his daughter Molly Moorish would be having a baby, though Noel will apparently be referring to the child as rkid’s kid’s kid.

“It took us a while to work out what exactly I’d refer to the child as,” said great-uncle Noel. 

“We’re pretty confident that rkid’s kid’s kid is the right terminology. Obviously Liam was no help when it came to coming up with the name. Nothing’s changed there, I see. I still have to write everything.

“I’m really happy for rkid, though. He’s already shopping for mini parkas at Stone Island. I suppose we’ll only know for sure if it’s got Gallagher genes if its first words are, ‘Fuck off’ or ‘Wanker’.

“My only advice to Molly would be not to bother with a sibling. Sure, it might turn out to be a good singer, but trust me, they’re way more hassle than they’re worth.

“Also, if my calculations are correct the sibling would be rkid’s kid’s kid’s rkid. Fucking hell, I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.”

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