Reform UK asks Google to ‘forget’ St. George was actually a Greek immigrant

Reform leader Nigel Farage has made a submission to search giant Google via their ‘Right To Forget’ programme, in an effort to remove all online references to St George’s Turkish heritage.

The service is designed to allow Europeans to ask for personal data and historical references related to them to be removed from online search results, but is now proving useful for politicians who’ve made a career demonising migrants.

The broadly accepted consensus on St Georgios (as he is known throughout most of the world) is that he was most likely born during the late third century to a Greek-Roman army official father and Greek native mother, in either what is actually present-day Syria, or Turkey.

Farage himself told us, “These allegations are entirely without basis and not in keeping with what we consider to be the ‘real’ St George celebrated on these isles.

“Our own historians have established a version of history that says he was in fact almost certainly from Tunbridge Wells, and that the dragon was likely of eastern European origin who arrived on a small boat just here to exploit our soft-touch benefits system.”

In related news, Farage’s application for Google to forget George’s heritage has sparked debate amongst political commentators and government officials alike as to whether someone with such obvious links to Syria is an appropriate patron saint for modern Britain.

“One thing’s for certain, it’s a good thing he’s not returning from that region today,” a Home Office source told us.

“I doubt he’d get past the border, but if he did, the security services might have a few questions as to what exactly his military aspirations were over there.”