Donald Trump appoints Joe Biden as his ethics advisor
2 years ago
President-elect Donald Trump has announced in a post on Truth Social that he will be appointing Joe Biden as his ethics advisor.
In the post, President-elect Trump explained the reasoning behind his decision, stating, “Recent events have shown that he’s a man who knows how to make the right decision when it really matters,” and that Joe Biden was “precisely the sort of guy we need, to help us drain the swamp.”
The move has come as a shock to many; however, some political analysts were not surprised.
Chuck Williams of the Red Acres think tank explains, “President Biden and President-elect Trump actually have a lot more in common than people realise.
“For instance, the DNC tried to stop both of them running for election, they both claim the justice system has been weaponised by their political opponents and they both won’t be invited to Nancy Pelosi’s Christmas party this year.”
Further comment on the appointment was made by the President-elect, after a round of golf on his Mar-a-Lago course, when he briefly answered questions from reporters.
Trump denied ever having been critical of President Biden, and that the nickname ‘Sleepy Joe’ was actually a compliment, meaning he wasn’t ‘woke’.
President-elect Trump refused to comment, however, on rumours that he was considering making Hunter Biden head of the ATF.
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