The UK Supreme Court has joined the lefty-liberal wokerati, according to reports this morning.
The news comes following the court’s decision that sending asylum seekers to Rwanda is illegal, and has led to right-wing commentators insisting it has fallen to a leftist communist ideology.
“This woke madness must end!” explained Simon Williamson-Smythe, a Tory backbencher who splits his time between skirting the boundary of sexual assault and demonising asylum seekers.
“Even our great Supreme Court has joined the Woke blob. They’ve no doubt been enjoying lunches of soggy tofu and reading The Guardian to each other in their leather-bound armchairs while discussing how to circumvent the will of the people.
“To the untrained eye, it might look like I’m simply dismissing as ‘woke’ anyone who fails to behave exactly as I say they should, but that’s because you don’t know what to look for. I am an expert in spotting the Wokerati.
“Where you see the nation’s highest court and the most qualified body in the country to evaluate the legality of the government’s actions, I see a leftist organisation more worried about adhering to both domestic and international laws of the land than protecting the British people from the scourge of small boats.
“I mean, really, what good is any law that prevents the government from doing whatever it likes whenever it likes?”