Thursday 30 July 2020

Man’s summer body revealed to be just a slightly pinker version of his winter body


Man's summer body

Local man Simon Williams has this afternoon revealed his summer body, which appears to be nothing more than a slightly pinker version of his winter body.

Williams chose a warmish Thursday afternoon as the perfect time to strip of his t-shirt and reveal the summer physique he’s spent lockdown developing.

He told us, “I have been working on my summer body throughout lockdown, and by ‘working on’ I mean eating exactly the same as I always do, spending even more time on the sofa, but with the addition of reading the odd article about having ‘a summer body’.

“Yes, technically, this very slightly sunburned body is the same as my very pale winter body – with one exception. That being that I won’t get my tits out in the park in December.

“My summer body will now be my body of choice for the next few weeks.”

Williams was also keen for everyone to know that his summer body was not the result of some simple rebranding exercise.

He went on, “Oh no, this summer body is very different. But you’ll also be pleased to know that I am already working on my next winter body, which is what this summer body will transform into just as soon as the sunburn peels off.”

I’m an outdoors guy; take me to the nearest beer garden – get the T-shirt!

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