Monday 13 January 2020 by Neil Tollfree

Storm Brendon set to cause chaos: is it Meghan’s fault?


Meghan Markle causing Storm Brendan

Storm Brendon is expected to make landfall on Great Britain today bringing travel and infrastructure chaos and experts are suggesting that this first named storm of the year could be the fault of Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.

“It is certainly conceivable that Meghan has some sort of weather control device that she has used to bring Storm Brendon to Great Britain,” explained Simon Williams, a man in the pub who regularly watches Britain’s Wildest Weather.

“Either that or she’s got strange witchy powers that allow her to control the weather like she controls poor Harry.

“Whichever it is, it’s definitely her fault. I mean, look at the evidence – the storm hits just four or five days after she went back to Canada.

“Mark my words, this storm about wreak havoc? All Meghan’s fault.”

Popular trumpet of idiocy Piers Morgan was so apoplectic with rage that he simultaneously soiled himself, vomited and bleed from various orifices at the mere mention of the Duchess.

“Meghan. Royals. Arrogant,” he spluttered incoherently before calming down enough to make the following statement.

“Now look, I’m not racist,” said the man who is only angry at the black one.

“But this is what happens when you let people from different cultures into the Royal Family, they don’t really understand the ancient sophisticated British royal way of life, so they go around causing big storms.”

It is expected that the storms could bring further disruption to those communities recovering from last months floods.

Which were also definitely Meghan’s fault.

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