Tuesday 27 August 2019 by Neil Tollfree

Horrible posh middle-aged white men announce plans to keep everything f**ked up


Boris to keep fucking everything up

The group of horrible posh middle-aged white men who seem to be in charge have announced plans to keep everything all f**ked up.

“We will, over the coming years, institute a programme of making you all work harder for less money while simultaneously closing down all the things you like,” said whichever horrible posh middle-aged white man is currently in charge.

“We will ignore all the complex problems that give rise to poverty and distress and blame everything on foreigners instead.”

The plans have been greeted warmly by the bafflingly high number of people who enjoy having horrible posh middle-aged white men f**king everything up.

“Excellent news,” exclaimed Barry Onions, a credulous buffoon.

“This is exactly the kind of strong leadership I hoped for when I voted for whatever horrible posh middle-aged white man I voted for.

“A strong programme of blaming foreigners whilst simultaneously f**king everything up, that’s definitely the ticket and anyone who doesn’t like it is a communist who is just talking the country down.”

It is expected that the plans to keep everything f**ked up will remain in place until whichever of the horrible posh middle-aged white men is next put in charge and announces exactly the same plan to keep everything f**ked up but with the blame on a slightly different set of foreigners.

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