Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen, explains wise Brexit sage

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Two years after the country voted to leave the EU, wise Brexiters have insisted everything is going exactly to plan.

As the nation reached the second anniversary of voting for Brexit, some Brexiters have reflected on the many successes it has brought the country so far.

Simon Williams, a staunch Brexiter and regular retweeter of the Leave.EU account, told us, “I will be cracking open the champagne today, as everything is going exactly as I predicted.

“Brexit is definitely happening, and everything around us is wonderful. Just look around you, can’t you feel it?

“People have selective memories, but I vividly remember telling everyone just over two years ago that the pound would fall, economic growth would slow down, inflation would rise, major employers would be threatening to leave the country and we’d have a hamstrung minority government that nobody actually wanted trying to negotiate our Brexit deal with an EU steadfastly refusing to give us everything we want.

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“Yes I did, shut up.”

Friends of Williams have explained that this type of behaviour is par for the course.

As one explained, “Once he makes up his mind, he never admits he was wrong, regardless of the evidence to the contrary – that’s just the way he is. He’s still insisting to anyone who’ll listen that Betamax is the hi-fidelity format of the future.

“We’ve given up trying to convince him otherwise. He seems happy in his ignorance and as long he gets his round in, the rest of us can probably live with it.”

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