In my defence, I only paid for sex with porn star because she reminded me of my daughter, insists ‘family man’ Trump

Donald Trump has defended his decision to pay for sex with a porn star, insisting he only did so because she reminded him of his daughter.

After Stormy Daniels was interviewed on 60 minutes about her liaison with the then game show host Donald Trump, revealing how they ‘hooked up’, Trump himself sought to set the record straight.

He told his Twitter followers, “I am a big family man, everyone knows that. You won’t find anyone who loves their family more than I do. No one.

“I love my daughter, my beautiful leggy blond and beautiful daughter. I love her so much. I mean I really love her. Like, a lot. I mean, have you seen her? Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

“Why the fake news media are so intent on focussing on my decision to pay for sex with a porn star that reminded me of her, I’ll never know – because all it does is just reinforce how much of a family man I really am.”

Trump went on to say his deal with Daniels merely shows how much he actually loves his wife.

He explained, “I could have been at home pestering my wife for sex while her vagina was still recovering from delivering our son, but no – I love her too much for that. So instead, I paid a porn-star that looked a bit like my daughter to have sex with me, leaving Melania’s vagina to recover in peace.

“If that doesn’t scream loving family man at you, then I don’t know what does.”

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