Only black people would think my criticism of black people is racist, claims Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s favourite president Donald Trump has defended himself against claims of racism by stating that only black people would think he was being prejudiced when he criticised black sports stars.

Mr Trump denounced as disrespectful to America the stars who kneel during the national anthem as a protest against the high numbers of young black men being killed by police.

It is unknown whether or not Mr Trump considers shooting young black men as more or less disrespectful than kneeling during the national anthem.

“My comments have nothing to do with race,” claimed the noted racist.

“Only black people seem to think it has. Which, I think, is very typical of black people. They can be really quite thin-skinned about things. Maybe black skin is thinner that white skin? I don’t know.

“That was a joke, before all you black people get upset again.”

Mr Trump then went on to claim that black people were discriminating against him.

“Hey, when it’s a whole load of black people lining up to criticise me, a white guy, then I don’t know what else it can be.

“In fact, I am the first President to be the victim of racism, I really am.”

In unrelated news, Mr Trump confirmed that the white robe and hood he relaxes in at home is just loungewear and the burning cross on the White House front lawn is for better illumination.

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