Everyone is surprised that a racist with crazy hair failed to win the Dutch election, because that’s the sort of thing that happens now.
In what is being hailed as a ‘massive shock’, Geert Wilders didn’t win the election and isn’t now in charge of what happens in the Netherlands.
“I don’t understand, I thought far-right populist candidates win all of the things,” claimed voter Mike Smith.
“With the likes of Brexit and Trump I just figured it was a forgone conclusion that racists get their way now – does this mean we can tell racists they lost and need to get over it?”
Fans of Wilders have been left stunned by the result.
Party member Simon Williamsh told us, “I don’t get it, we did everything right. Absolutely by the book, the new book we in the far-right all follow.
“Geert’s hair was ridiculous at all times, we blamed the Muslims for everything we could, we blamed the EU for everything else, and we made clear that we don’t need experts – and still the electorate voted for the more moderate candidates.
“It’s almost as if the majority of people don’t like racists – but that can’t be right, can it?”