Friday 8 April 2016 by Davywavy

Sooty takes out super-injunction over fisting allegations


Sooty super injunction

TV presenter Sooty has taken out a super-injunction to prevent reporting of his private life, we can reveal.

Sooty, who presents a public image of domestic bliss with long-term girlfriend Su, is understood to have sought the injunction after a Sunday paper contacted him about ‘eye-watering’ practices with close friend Matthew Corbett.

Although the stories about the celebrity couple have been widely reported abroad, the injunction prevents UK media organisations talking about it.

Suggestions include ‘fisting’ sessions with Corbett, including ‘illicit olive-oil assisted’ threesomes with close pal Sweep.

Su is understood to be ‘furious’ at the news, and has ‘packed Sooty’s bags’.

“Sooty has a thing for bears,” a close friend told us, “and Su just doesn’t scratch that itch.

“Plus, Su only has tiny paws, and, well, have you seen the size of Matthew’s hands compared to Sooty? Wow.

“Izzy-wizzy let’s get busy, as it were.”

When asked to comment, Sooty said, ”                 ,                                                              “

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