Society for Explaining Things Slowly chief: “Stop talking please, Frankie.”
Professional moron baiter Frankie Boyle has enraged intelligent people everywhere by dangling word carrots in front of imbeciles once more.
Bumper onanistic Winter promised for Dr Who fans
Dr Who fan boys everywhere are looking forward to cracking off to the new series of the popular BBC children’s programme as the new assistant is revealed to be yet another hot female.
Fashionpolice.uk website goes down after millions attempt access
New government website fashionpolice.uk has proven to be a huge success with the British public, causing it to crash due to the incredibly high demand from people wanting to know how badly dressed their neighbours are.
