Noted philanthropist Rupert Murdoch has announced that he is donating a substantial part of his fortune to create a new charity, the Royal National Institute for the Wilfully Blind.
In response to mounting criticism from his Liberal Democrat allies, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has announced that the controversial Health & Social Care Bill will be rewritten by acclaimed screenwriter and actor Julian Fellowes, creator of Downton Abbey.
Sir John Major has said he is looking forward to the release of a sequel to ‘The Iron Lady’, the biopic of Margaret Thatcher that hits cinemas next month.
Lord Leveson has given an uncompromising thumbs-down to the latest offering from Harry Potter author JK Rowling, branding the new work ‘tedious and lacking in that early Hogwarts magic.’
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