Talking down Brexit Britain is OK if you’re being paid by Fox News to talk about Muslims, insists Nigel Farage

Talking down Brexit Britain is only a bad thing if you’re not on the Fox News payroll, according to Nigel Farage.

The former UKIP leader who has repeatedly complained about remoaners talking down the prospects of our great nation, spent time last week being paid by Fox News to tell them that the UK has become a wasteland under the control of Muslim terrorists.

“This is very different to remoaners talking down the country,” Farage insisted.

“The remoaners points are based on nothing but economic metrics readily-available in the public domain, and the ongoing economic forecasts for our nation’s prosperity as the reality of Brexit hits the country’s finances.

“Whereas my point about a Muslim terrorist hiding around every corner is based on my firm opinion that a muslim terrorist is hiding around every corner.

“Talking down the country is never a good thing to do, which is why I only do it when I’m being paid handsomely to do it.

“The remoaners only do it out of a sense of fairness, and wanting what’s best for the country – they’re not being paid a penny to say those things. The idiots.”

UK resident Simon Williams told us, “Why is it always the right-wing bigots that are most frightened of the Muslim terrorists?

“I mean, the rest of us go on about our daily business – aware, but not fearful – but the more racist you are, the more likely you are to be frightened that ISIS is winning, despite clear evidence to the contrary.

“It’s almost like there’s a link between being stupid, and being ultra right-wing – perhaps someone should do a study?”

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