Theresa May spotted at The Winchester with a nice cold pint waiting for all this to blow over
by Ed Harrison 9 years ago 
A worse for wear Theresa May has today been spotted at The Winchester Pub where she outlined her intentions to stay on as prime minister over a nice cold pint.
“It’s all fine”, she slurred. “It’s just a minor cock up, it happens to everyone. It’ll all be fine in a few days time once everyone has forgotten how utterly shit I am.
“Boris is back at Number 10 sorting everything out for me. It’ll all be running nice and smoothly when I’m back, he’s assured me of that. He’s a good guy, I don’t care what they say about him.”
As reporters began to ask Theresa another question she got up and started to stumble towards the ladies. We asked whether she needed some help, to which she responded, “Naaaaah, s’all good. I’m strong and stable, remember?”
Yet more NewsThump stories
‘We must cut capital gains tax for people who give me five-million pound gifts’, insists Nigel Farage
Reform promises to rescue Britain by taking money from people who can’t work and giving tax breaks to people who don’t need to
Italians riot as tourist orders cappuccino after 11am
Man begins three-day period of saying the time and then what time it ‘really’ is
Johnny Depp left terrified after Met Office issues Amber warning
