Peace Deal gives Iran full custody of Barron Trump

Barron Trump is now under the sole custody of Iran as a result of his father’s peace deal.

The dead-eyed heir to the tackiest golden throne you’ve ever seen will move to Iran in the next two weeks to live with his new legal guardian, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khameni.

“He’s actually a grown man now, so we were surprised he was offered,” confirmed an Iranian spokesperson.

“We said to President Trump we didn’t actually want custody of his son, but he was pretty insistent we take him. He even said the deal was off if we DIDN’T take him.

“The Ayatollah looks forward to welcoming Barron to his new home; a shed at the end of the garden.”

President Trump commented, “This is a great deal for America in every way.”

“$300billion in reparation funds, the unfreezing of Iranian assets and the surrender of my son can only be described as a win, and anybody who disagrees is a Dumocrat.

“Barron will love Iran, I have no doubt about that. Well okay, some doubts. But none that I care about.”

Barron Trump commented, “Hey guys, I’ve been a bit out of the loop. What’s this suitcase for?”

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