Iran completely defeated again, confirms Trump while announcing entirely new plan to defeat Iran

Iran has once again been completely defeated by the United States, according to Donald Trump, who has announced an enormous new campaign aimed at finally defeating the country that, for the record, he has repeatedly assured everyone is already defeated.

Trump announced what he described as an “Economic D-Day” against Iran, promising the “most crushing economic operation ever taken against any country” and threatening consequences for any nation that continues to provide Tehran with an economic lifeline.

The announcement comes almost six months into a war in which Trump has repeatedly insisted that Iran’s military capabilities have been destroyed and its regime left hanging by a thread.

White House spokesperson Chuck Williams explained, “Iran is finished. Completely finished. They have nothing left.

“Which is why it is absolutely imperative that every country on Earth immediately joins this unprecedented economic campaign to defeat them.

“Sure, you wouldn’t normally launch the most crushing economic operation in human history against an enemy you’ve already beaten, but that’s because you’ve never seen anyone win a war quite like President Trump wins wars.”

Trump said countries allowing their banks, businesses or government entities to assist Iran would themselves face “tremendous economic consequences”, as Washington attempts to isolate Tehran following the failure of negotiations to produce a deal.

Williams continued, “First we destroyed their nuclear programme. Then we destroyed their military. Then we destroyed their economy. Then we blockaded them. Then we destroyed some more of their military.

“And now, with Iran thoroughly defeated, we’re going to do something even bigger to defeat them again.

“It’s actually quite impressive how many times you can completely destroy the same country. I am prepared to do again and again. Unlimited destruction.”

Trump supporters have welcomed Economic D-Day as further evidence of the President’s extraordinary success in Iran, insisting the new campaign will deliver the decisive victory already delivered by all the previous decisive victories.

Williams added, “If this doesn’t work, President Trump has an even more devastating plan ready to go.

“But obviously it won’t be necessary.

“Because we’ve already won.”

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