Man discovered who doesn’t have scorching hot take on BAFTA Tourette’s incident

The world has been left stunned by the discovery of a man from Chelmsford in Essex who doesn’t have a fiery hot take on the Tourette’s incident at the BAFTAs.

Simon Williams, a respected local horse whisperer, was asked his opinion on the matter and responded “don’t know really, none of my business.”

Mr Williams is thought to be the only person left on the planet who hasn’t expressed an opinion on the matter, with leading social media companies forced to add emergency new server farms to accommodate the sheer number of flaming hot takes being posted on a minute-by-minute basis over the past few days.

Extraordinarily, even a member of an uncontacted indigenous Brazilian tribe was able to communicate using a rudimentary sign-language to a local researcher that she thought the whole thing was a bit much and that BAFTA, frankly, have a lot of questions to answer about the whole thing.

The entire world’s preoccupation with the BAFTA incident is said to have some as a relief to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor who has, for the first time in some months, been able to spend a few days without everyone taking to social media to say what a wanker he is.

Mr Williams, however, seems bizarrely happy to continue on with having no opinion on the matter. He was happy, though, to express an opinion on Jaime Foxx, who famously claimed that John Davidson ‘meant that shit’.

“Foxx? Oh, he’s clearly a colossal prick.”