Bud Light sales spike 600% from Conservatives buying cans to shoot
by Lucas Wilde 4 years ago 
Bud Light sales are booming thanks to the people who are “boycotting” them.
The popular light beer was the subject of controversy after Budweiser revealed an advertising campaign featuring a transgender woman.
“I’m never drinking Bud Light again,” said American Conservative, Chuck Williams, loading three crates of the beer into his truck.
“Oh, I’m not drinking these, I’m making a video about how I’m boycotting them, and I reckon I’ll need a few in case I need to do a few additional takes and so on.
“But yeah, absolutely boycotting Bud Light. Unless I need to make another video.”
Not-crazy person, Jay Cooper, said, “I also won’t be drinking Bud Light.
“Not because of anything political, it’s just a really lousy excuse for a beer.
“It’s kind of weird how all of these alleged tough guys are telling the world they used to drink light beer instead of getting f**ked up properly, but that’s not my business.”
A spokesperson for Budweiser said, “This is absolutely and completely what we expected and hoped would happen. It’s been tremendous. We’re all getting bonuses.”
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