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The clock in Simon Williams car will be showing the correct time until next April, he has been pleased to notice today.
Simon, who has no clue whatsoever ever how to change the time on his car clock – or the one on his oven for that matter – will spend the next few days forgetting and then remembering to do the quick calculation of the time whenever he looks.
”It’s quite nice to know that until next Easter I shan’t have to worry in case I get the time wrong,” he confidently announced.
“I can just check the clock and I’ll know exactly how late home I am without having to work it out.
”Oh, hang on, did I manage to change the time six months ago? I think I worked it out.
“Shit, I can’t remember. What time is it?”
