Trump warns NRA: Everybody in London is Kung-Fu fighting
by Davywavy 8 years ago 
Strict gun-control laws mean everyone in London is Kung-Fu fighting, and it’s frightening, President Trump has told the NRA convention.
”They’re chopping them up and they’re chopping them down,” he told delegates, saying that thanks to Billy Chin and Sammy Chong one hospital has floors covered in blood.
”Everyone is kung-fu fighting, and they are fast as lightning with expert timing,” he said, “which is why it is vital to protect your second amendment rights.”
He went on to warn delegates that funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown are pursuing unfair trade practices and want to come over here and take your jobs.
“It’s an ancient Chinese art,” he added.
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan is understood to be so angry at the comments he is literally speechless.
”Oh-ho-ho-hoah,”
”Oh-ho-ho-hoah,” he said.
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