‘In the national interest’ defined as coalition with anti-abortion, anti-gay, climate change deniers
by Spacey 9 years ago 
Following a campaign that focused on ‘strong and stable leadership in the national interest’, the Conservative Party have formed a coalition government with anti-abortion, anti-gay, climate change deniers.
Following the deal with Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party, a Conservative Party spokesperson said: “Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
“We said there would be a coalition of chaos if we didn’t win a majority, and that’s exactly what you’ve got.”
Speaking outside 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Theresa May said that the government will provide ‘certainty’.
It is unclear at this stage what ‘certainty’ will mean, but amongst the early favourites are anxiety, desolation and total fuckwittery.
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