9/11 museum an ‘inside job’ claim conspiracy theorists

The opening of a New York museum commemorating the victims of 9/11 has sent the conspiracy theorist fraternity leaping to suggest the memorial bears all the hallmarks of an inside job.

Twitter was abuzz with claims the establishment of the National September 11 Memorial Museum may have been the work of a network of government colluders anxious to further the interests of former President George W Bush.

Conspiracy theorist, Max Loofer, contended it was only the blinkered who would dismiss the conspiracy allegations out of hand.

“This just tends to prove that I, and others like me, were right – that 9/11 was just some elaborate government plot orchestrated by both Bush administrations,” he told his 23 followers on twitter.

“That this plot relates to the forceful invasion and occupation of a museum in a City already densely populated with high quality galleries, is by the by.”

“Just look at the evidence – we’ve all seen those awful paintings by George W particularly the one of his dad, right?”

“Which museum do you suppose was gonna hang those?”

“Yeah – I know – the facts are there hiding in plain sight, if you look hard enough to blur the lines of credibility into Hollywood make-believe.”

Rational person, Sheila Mount, felt the museum was nothing more than a by-product of a tragic terrorist atrocity.

“Absolutely.”

“Just like the millions of barrels of cheap oil that found their way to the forecourts of US petrol stations.”