Sources close to Ryan Giggs have insisted that Ryan Giggs has every intention of being the last person to acknowledge it is Ryan Giggs.
Giggs was mentioned in the House of Commons by MP John Hemmings, ensuring that the only person currently not currently acknowledging it is Ryan Giggs, is Ryan Giggs.
Manchester United forward Michael Owen told MUTV, “It’s quite awkward in the dressing room to be honest, he’s going round asking anyone if they know who this footballer is.”
“We honestly don’t know what to say to him. He’s not a very good actor, either.”
“He had a copy of the Sunday Herald in his hands and seemed quite insistent that the picture looked like John Terry. It was embarrassing.”
Legal firm Shillings have said they will be advising their client not to acknowledge that it’s Ryan Giggs, as such a move would make it very difficult for them to charge him any further significant fees.
A spokesperson for the firm said, “The longer we can convince Ryan Giggs that pretending it’s not Ryan Giggs is the best thing for Ryan Giggs, the longer we can keep billing Ryan Giggs.”
When asked for a comment, Ryan Giggs told reporters, “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Who is Ryan Giggs?”