Britons eagerly begin stockpiling bottles of piss in preparation for Donald Trump state visit
Protestors have already begun storing up their urine in plastic containers ahead of a rumoured Donald Trump state visit this summer.
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William Barr publishes summary of Harry Potter series claiming Voldemort was “completely exonerated”
US Attorney General William Barr has used his unique ability to summarise large volumes of text into easily digestible soundbites, by insisting the seven-volume Harry Potter saga completely exonerates Lord Voldemort.
Redacted Mueller report shows Trump guilty of ████████ with ███████ and ████ ██ ███!
The long-anticipated Mueller report has finally been released, though the Attorney General has redacted the bit about Donald Trump ████ ██████ with the ██████ in the run-up to the 2016 presidential election.
Catholics busy confusing science with divine intervention
Following the terrible blaze at Notre Dame Cathedral this week, some Catholics have pointed out that God must be real because a golden Crucifix above the altar survived the inferno.
