Bouncing back from the disappointment of not being able to buy Greenland, President of America, King of Israel, Chosen one, and very stable genius Donald Trump has announced a plan to buy the magical land of Narnia from Middle Earth.
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President Trump appears to have explained why he exists in a fantasy world and loves firearms.
The Isle of Wight is today rebranding as the Isle of White in the hope Donald Trump is still looking for a European island to buy.
Denmark has responded to Donald Trump’s offer to buy Greenland with a suggestion they buy Puerto Rico instead, as ‘he’s not taking very good care of it’.
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