In a move that absolutely nobody saw coming, the owner of cryptocurrency exchange FTX has been charged with “orchestrating a scheme to defraud investors”.
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Elon Musk has set about raising the money needed to buy Dave Chappelle’s audience, in the hope he can turn a once well-regarded entity into a platform full of sycophants willing to proclaim their love for him.
Former footballer and current World Cup commentator Roy Keane has announced his disappointment now that he will no longer get to see the Brazilian team doing their funny little dances.
God has heard the repeated prayers of Brazil forward Neymar Jnr and his desire to win the World Cup, and told him ‘No’.
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