Fiona Hill, a woman from County Durham, has completely cowed US politicians holding impeachment hearings after she told Republican congressmen not to be daft and to stop mucking about with conspiracies theories or she was “ganna twank yer heeds.”
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In a sensational TV interview, Grand Moff Tarkin, a leading light in the former Galactic Empire, has claimed that he could not be responsible for the destruction of Alderaan because he was at a children’s party at the Pizza Express in Woking.
Completely innocent President of the United States Donald Trump has once again been left surprised at the fact one of his closest advisers has been found guilty on several federal charges.
With floodwaters in Venice now at their highest for fifty years, gondoliers are making the best of the situation by taking tourists on roof-level tours among the historic and picturesque spires, chimneys, and TV aerials of the historic city.
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