Stories about coronavirus going viral go viral
Reports about the Chinese coronavirus going viral have been going viral this morning.
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Trump impeachment: Senators masturbate and do laundry during trial
US Senators have been doing laundry, masturbating and breaking other rules during President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial.
Harry and Meghan stunned to discover that paparazzi wankers exist in other countries too
Harry and Meghan have been alarmed and disappointed to learn that amoral paparazzi shits aren’t just a dismal feature of public life in England, but they can be found elsewhere too.
Deadly Coronavirus nothing to do with piss-poor bottled lager, drinkers reassured
Concerned fans of piss-poor lager have been reassured that their health is at no risk from drinking the beer, or at least no more than usual.
