Vivaldi’s Four Seasons reduced to Two in light of climate change
Antonio Vivaldi’s Four Seasons concerti will now consist of just two seasons, because that’s all there are these days.
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Katie Hopkins suddenly keen to avoid everyone judging a whole group because of the actions of one lone murderer
Far-right provocateur and walking yeast infection Katie Hopkins has been uncharacteristically vocal about the unfairness of ascribing collective guilt now that it’s been shown the mass murderer in Germany was not Muslim.
World’s bellends demand instant vaccine as Coronavirus hits iPhone production
Planet Earth’s dickheads have demanded an instant vaccine against that Covid-19 thing as it emerged that a deceased Chinese workforce could substantially delay the rollout of the new iPhone.
NRA proposes school librarians be issued with silenced firearms
As part of their initiative to protect both America’s children and the sanctity of the learning environment, the NRA has proposed issuing silenced pistols to librarians.
