Elon Musk has finally come down from being high as a kite for the last three days and expressed a hope he didn’t say anything he might regret whilst off his tits.
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Britain’s two chippiest counties have applied to extend social distancing from each other indefinitely, according to documents released today.
North Korean nutrition scientists have hailed a ‘massive success’ in fattening up the Kim Kong-un lookalike revealed yesterday in less than two weeks.
Zoom CEO and recent purchaser of a personal tennis court, Eric Yuan, has reportedly told inside sources that he still can’t believe how well his birthday wish from last year has turned out.
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