Social distancing and the lockdown of non-essential workers have not affected President Trump after he used his latest press conference to tell the country that he is the best at hair and makeup and everyone is saying it.
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As Donald Trump’s latest press briefing descended into yet another acrimonious farce, convicted felon and reality TV star Joe Exotic promised that, if pardoned, he would go to Washington to bring some order to White House COVID-19 communications.
Thousands of Americans have taken to the streets to protest against the restrictions on mass gatherings due to COVID-19 and to demand that their civil rights to congregate and be shot at by heavily armed mentalists are reinstated.
Despite the high incidence of cases of the Coronavirus within the United States there are no cases whatsoever within forty miles of Chuck Norris, according to a study released today.
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