Britain’s two chippiest counties have applied to extend social distancing from each other indefinitely, according to documents released today.
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North Korean nutrition scientists have hailed a ‘massive success’ in fattening up the Kim Kong-un lookalike revealed yesterday in less than two weeks.
Zoom CEO and recent purchaser of a personal tennis court, Eric Yuan, has reportedly told inside sources that he still can’t believe how well his birthday wish from last year has turned out.
Medical staff at North Korea’s only hospital are avoiding telling the Beloved Dictator that he has been dead for almost three days, according to reports this morning.
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